ANALyze This!

February 2, 2007

head_up_ass.jpgI have always been troubled by the fact that the root word in analyze is of course ANAL. 

It seems as if most homo escapeons (modern humans) scurry about like early mammals darting to and fro amongst the feet of the Corporate Dinosaurs trying to remain undetected. Under a cover of cognitive darkness that is 50% naturally self imposed and the other half provided by the Corporate Mandate designed to keep us busy with trivia, celebrity news, and misinformation about current events that have little effect on our daily lives.

Our prototype mammalian ancestors lucked out when Fate intervened and delivered a huge foreign object into the Ocean just off of the coast of Mexico which began a series of events that ended the reign of our Saurian Overlords.

I wonder if huge climatic changes will end the reign of our current Behemoth Rulers. If the present day Dinosaurs cannot adapt to the changing environment will this open a door for the lab rats to escape from the maze of our rat race?

If the Fates allow us another chance will enough of us unscrew our heads from our butts to take advantage of this opportunity or am I simply overANALyzing the situation? My nagging optimism somehow doubts it but we are resourceful little buggers. Nature finds a way.